Posted 36 minutes ago

mithrel:

blinkpinkinc:

carianface:

IN CASE ANY OF YOU HAVE EVER WONDERED WHAT SLEEPING GIRAFFES LOOK LIKE

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YOU

THEY SLEEP
ON THEIR OWN BUTTS

That looks painful.

(Source: bat-little-boy)

Posted 39 minutes ago
Posted 44 minutes ago
rdreamwalker:

asilookatthemoon:






The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.
I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.



The internet is over, everyone can go home

It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.


My life is complete.

Life is over as we know it

rdreamwalker:

asilookatthemoon:

The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.

I feel like I’ve been preparing for this image all my life.

The internet is over, everyone can go home

It’s just as beautiful as I always imagined.

My life is complete.

Life is over as we know it

(Source: theamericankid)

Posted 45 minutes ago
anarchists-for-big-government:

aperture-of-consciousness:

getting turnt af with the holy spirit

I don’t know how you could ever be more sterotypically innocent than to be a 91-year-old Vatican librarian. How do you have 8 pounds of fucking coke in your car.

anarchists-for-big-government:

aperture-of-consciousness:

getting turnt af with the holy spirit

I don’t know how you could ever be more sterotypically innocent than to be a 91-year-old Vatican librarian. How do you have 8 pounds of fucking coke in your car.

Posted 45 minutes ago

crowcrow:

this happy goat is making me feel so happy about everything

(Source: jeffephotography)

Posted 48 minutes ago
Posted 50 minutes ago
betheboy:

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

Fuck.This.Shit.

betheboy:

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

Fuck.This.Shit.

Posted 51 minutes ago

onjordanoff:

berserkerlonewolf:

mythicarticulations:

Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy!
Who devours the flesh of mortals? You devour the flesh of mortals!

Poseable “Cerberus in a Can” now available in our Etsy shop.

NEEEED!!

WAT TEH FAWWWWWK!?!?!

Posted 51 minutes ago

ill-be-y0ur-safety:

standhaft:

the-universe-of-justin:

Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.

We are

too accurate 

(Source: just1nbartl3y)

Posted 53 minutes ago

cramp:

fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over

(Source: ellendegeneres)